"Sorry to Trouble You"
Sorry to trouble you, but can I get
my water without ice?
my tea without sugar?
my fish without glaze?
and my turkey without stuffing?
I just need to be reminded of who
I've always been.
Sorry to trouble you, but can I get
my blender with less than ten settings?
my phone without the whole world beckoning me?
my apartment without a dishwasher?
my new house plant without a rewards card?
my refrigerator not to have to ‘talk’ to my computer?
my car without power windows and locks
and computers on the backs of the front seats?
I just need to be reminded of who
I've always been.
Sorry to trouble you, but can I get
my gym without music,
or nine televisions assaulting me?
my shirt without polyester,
and my pants without a logo?
my Customer Service rep without nine prompts?
and my news without corporate underwriting?
I just need to be reminded.
Sorry to trouble you, but can I get
my movies without heaps of violence,
or requiring earplugs to be heard in a theater?
my humor without cheap one-liners,
or admonishments from the P.C. Police?
I just need.
Sorry to trouble you, but can I get
my pop music without a tsunami of bass?
my tribute bands to actually tribute without cloning and droning?
my Kirtans without cheesy synthesizers?
my classical choral music without vibrato?
and my West-African music without Western instruments?
I just.
August 2018
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Michael Smolens